Chud Monkey

An annoying and/or stupid person.

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!

by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

chud-monkey

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010