Definitions by Toddy_t

chud-monkey 

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

chud-monkey by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

Coussmaker

Female rapist who goes after young children and bulls and gets them to come by going down on them and slapping their testicles.

The mothers of young bulls tell their children that if they do not behave, they will be raped by the Coussmaker and left with a bleeding scrotum.

Coussmaker by Toddy_t February 21, 2003