Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
by Jim Bob March 22, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!
a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!
by Toddy_t December 19, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!