to strategically place onesself in several different rotations of either a blunt, bong, or a bowl, only making short appearances when it is your turn to smoke, and leaving shortly after
We all knew that jim had chucked-out when he became absent minded and accidentally ended up with a blunt in each hand, and the bowl, still burning, in his lap.
The period of time after you have given notice of resignation from a job before you actually leave. When you don't care about the work you are doing anymore or the general welfare of the business or the staff.
This can also be apply to someone who doesn't care about their job anymore and is about to quit.
Example: Hey Bob have you got those reports ready for Monday? Naah, I'm totally checked out.
Verb; The action in which a reasonably hot female that you haven't seen for a while has since gained weight and become rather lardy
Person 1:"Who the fuck is that porker over there?"
Person 2:"Oh that's the girl you used to sit next to in math's class"
Person 1:"Thats her?! she used to be so sexy but now she's chunked out she's rather repulsive"
Person 2:"not that you ever had the chance you stupid fat virgin"
Person 1: :(
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.