Chrysten

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Typically a super sexy blonde girl. She is very sweet and lots of people love her. She is short but that doesn't hold her back. She is a very easy person to love and care for.

I hope i get to date Chrysten one day...

Chrysten by jdog658 December 17, 2011

Words you can keep

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Related Words

Chrysten • christen • Christendom • Chresten • Christene • Christened • Christening • chrysteanna • Chrystelle • crysten

Chrystelle

Chrystelle is an awesome girl and loves to help people. She is very nice and the most beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with. If she says she loves you she means it and she’s very nice.

wow! it’s Chrystelle

Chrystelle by asdfjwirh fhcje July 2, 2019

chrystyna

An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down

Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!

chrystyna by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014

chrystine

Chrystine is the most stunningly beautiful girl you will ever met, all tho she has a hard time with love she is a keeper. She tends to be a bit clumsy but if you ever met a Chrystine keep her around, she'll be the most loyal best friend you could ask for.

Chrystine is so beautiful

chrystine by haybales101 May 20, 2018

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026