Chrysten

Typically a super sexy blonde girl. She is very sweet and lots of people love her. She is short but that doesn't hold her back. She is a very easy person to love and care for.

I hope i get to date Chrysten one day...

by jdog658 December 17, 2011

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Chrystelle

Chrystelle is an awesome girl and loves to help people. She is very nice and the most beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with. If she says she loves you she means it and she’s very nice.

wow! it’s Chrystelle

by asdfjwirh fhcje July 2, 2019

chrystyna

An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down

Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!

by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014

chrystine

Chrystine is the most stunningly beautiful girl you will ever met, all tho she has a hard time with love she is a keeper. She tends to be a bit clumsy but if you ever met a Chrystine keep her around, she'll be the most loyal best friend you could ask for.

Chrystine is so beautiful

by haybales101 May 20, 2018

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

by Nubsy December 13, 2009