chresten

Someone named Chresten is a beautiful soul. He is a person with great ambition, for a good reason, his goals are endless and his potential is great. He’s calm and holds the weight of the world on his shoulders for the sacrifice of his friends. He will do anything for people he cares about. It’s difficult for him to let go of things good or bad, everything has a meaning in his heart. He is careful with his actions as to not disappoint anyone around him. He is beautiful and capable. He is a symphony.

Chresten graduated college today!

by meaning325 December 4, 2021

Chresten

The fukn man

Chresten is the fukn man

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

by Nubsy December 13, 2009

christen the car

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

by VXWd August 22, 2006

Christensen

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

by hunnu November 21, 2019