Chrongle

Mashed word for chronic, weed, cannabis, ganja, mary jane

(Person A) - It’s all that Cro you’re smoking mate
(Person B) - Not even bro it’s the mix or Cro, Co-codamol and CBD
(Person A) - Fucking Chrongle Head!

by Millzy97 July 15, 2020

Chronglius

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

Butt Chongler

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Crongle

Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals

Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there

by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

beef chongle

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef

instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017

by admin bear October 8, 2020

Crongleous

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.

God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous

by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019