Chrongle 

Mashed word for chronic, weed, cannabis, ganja, mary jane

(Person A) - It’s all that Cro you’re smoking mate
(Person B) - Not even bro it’s the mix or Cro, Co-codamol and CBD
(Person A) - Fucking Chrongle Head!

Chrongle by Millzy97 July 15, 2020

Chrongle

Adjective specifying that two periods are separated in an exact unit of time. For example, differentiating a calendar year from a 365 day period (an event ‘in the next year’ may be interpreted as occurring either in the time period beginning the following January, or during the next 365 days.)

I want to finish this assignment in the chrongle week. (During the time period ending in exactly seven days)

I hope to get a promotion in the chrongle year. (During the time period ending in exactly 365 days)

Chrongle by swankysnail May 10, 2026

Chronglius 

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

Chronglius by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Crongle 

Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals

Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there

Crongle by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

beef chongle 

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef

instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017

beef chongle by admin bear October 8, 2020