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Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.
'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

christopherhitchenswatch 

A small, strange slice of internet where 9-11 Truthers, anti-anti-anti-Semites, suburban anarchists, witless youtube auteurs, and other dysfunctional malcontents gather to vent frustration at their rotten lot in life. Anglo-American writer Hitchens serves as eponymous talisman, but the crew's interests are broad, encompassing everything from alchemy to the Chicago Cubs.
"I've been to Burning Man, I've had a drink with a nudist hermaphrodite midget, and I've clicked on christopherhitchenswatch, but you're the strangest thing I've ever seen."
christopherhitchenswatch by kidblast November 17, 2009

Christopherism 

A slick message delivered with an abundance of charm and panache with the intention to score.
An example of a Christopherism: Do you want to come over for a movie at my house? (with no intention of actually watching a movie)
Christopherism by piperchris August 17, 2009

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026