Christopher TI

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by FiddlerMan13 November 22, 2021

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

christopherhitchenswatch

A small, strange slice of internet where 9-11 Truthers, anti-anti-anti-Semites, suburban anarchists, witless youtube auteurs, and other dysfunctional malcontents gather to vent frustration at their rotten lot in life. Anglo-American writer Hitchens serves as eponymous talisman, but the crew's interests are broad, encompassing everything from alchemy to the Chicago Cubs.

"I've been to Burning Man, I've had a drink with a nudist hermaphrodite midget, and I've clicked on christopherhitchenswatch, but you're the strangest thing I've ever seen."

by kidblast November 17, 2009

Christopherism

A slick message delivered with an abundance of charm and panache with the intention to score.

An example of a Christopherism: Do you want to come over for a movie at my house? (with no intention of actually watching a movie)

by piperchris August 17, 2009