Christopherism 

A slick message delivered with an abundance of charm and panache with the intention to score.

An example of a Christopherism: Do you want to come over for a movie at my house? (with no intention of actually watching a movie)

Christopherism by piperchris August 17, 2009

christopherosas 

A boy whose capapbilities are lacking on all degrees. This person will often say comments and laugh not realizing he is the only one laughing. This person will often have an extrememly and abnormally large grape or head. This person will often walk around boasting about his strength and physique but can only back it up with evidence of a non-muscular gut which protrudes greatly from his abdomen.

It is possible that this person may also lack excellent vision from one eye or the other due to stabbing himself in the eye with a gerber mult-tool while tightening a zip tie which doesnt require a gerber multi tool to tighten. If one finds this person, it is recommended they contact the nearest insane asylum or psychiatric ward for proper containment of this person. One can only hope this person will not infect mankind with its genes by reproducing with any female. Females should take great caution if encountering this person.

Other names for this person may be: Rowario or Dirtbag

guy 1,"Is that a christopherosas in the bushes?"
guy2,"I dont know but we better call the psych ward to get him"
guy 1,"GREAT IDEA"

"Man, Im losing brain cells from talking to you, you sound like a real christopherosas"
"Look, its a christopherosas, throw something at it"

guy,"They calling me Hansom"
girl,"Are you christopherosas?"
guy,"Well Yes I am"
girl,"SOMEBODY HELPP! its christopherosas"

christopherosas by D-RO_Jerabek December 22, 2010

Jesus H. Christopherson 

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

Jesus H. Christopherson by auditus maximus July 1, 2005

christopherson 

A cool dude who pretends that he is the best person ever and everyone believes him. Sometimes his inner nerd comes out and everyone thinks he is a weirdo.

That dude is such a Christopherson!

christopherson by carterman14 January 6, 2017

Christophersen 

The godamn pedifamilius.

Christophersen’s yo daddy.

Christophersen by Wovakiin November 17, 2017

Christophersexual

The romantic and sexual attraction only to someone named Christopher.

"My boyfriends name is Christopher, therefore my sexuality is Christophersexual."

Christophersexual by Black Eyrie June 30, 2022

Danil Christopherson 

Really cool kid...Very handsome, but quiet in public. He is very hyperactive online tho. He is very and I mean very smart. But he can be self-absorbed sometimes. He can get any girl in the world even yours. He does have a big heart. If u find a Danil you will be lucky to have him. If you feel love and warmth when u hug or kiss. You got a Danil...

I feel so... Safe around him. He is so adorable but his only problem is he's very self absorbed. But I can't help but love him... "Yep you got a Danil Christopherson"

Danil Christopherson by D4NTHEMAN November 22, 2021