Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.

Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.

Christmas Uzi by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020

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Christmaszilla

Someone who stresses out over the holiday seasons and often spends hours online looking for that “perfect gift” for literally everyone they have ever met. They will often spend thousands of dollars getting gifts for their second cousin twice removed that they have only met one.

Person 1: “Bro, Lori is turning into a Christmaszilla! She just spend $100 getting StarWars mugs for her neighbor’s son’s cousin’s nephew’s cat”

Person 2: “Bro that’s crazy dumb bro!”

Christmaszilla by Ally126 December 15, 2019

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Christmaszilla

Someone who hates Christmas; Grinch; Someone who does not put up their Christmas decorations before December 1st.

Why do you always have to be a Christmaszilla?

Aka Theophobic

Christmaszilla by delli748 October 21, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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