christmas time

A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.

6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.

by Feely7 December 26, 2011

Christmas Time

The space time flux experienced during the 2 to 4 week prior to Christmas. For young children, time seems to slow down. For the parents of said children it seems to speed up.

Little Jimmy: 2 more weeks of Christmas Time, how can I wait that long?

Jimmy's Mom and Dad: Ahh! We only have 2 more weeks of Christmas time to buy all of toys for the kids!!

by AzureBlue November 23, 2009

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005

.its.christmas.time_

a very good christmas account that has more than 1k followers!

i love the christmas account .its.christmas.time_ the content is so christmasy!

by skrtskrtvrooomvroom April 22, 2022

Christmas TimeZ

hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!

oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches

by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004

part time christian

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).

At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.

by dfell December 10, 2008

Christian Standard Time

Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.

"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."

"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."

by Dbl N April 28, 2019