christine bae is the most swaggiest, poggers, seggiest, hottest, funniest, dumbest, stupidest, awesomest, dumbass bestfriend i will ever have-she shits 24/, loves shitting and isnt ashamed to prove that.
by stanmydyinggrannyback<3 December 30, 2021
A """Transgender woman""", the "mother" (formally 'father') of Sonichu. They are a person who screwed around with their own mother. (That is just... disgusting. Sickens me to know Chris-chan did that.) They are currently going insane in jail thinking they are some sort of godly entity that just 'spawned' in on this planet. (aka.; an Avatar. Heavily based on Avatar: The Last Airbender I bet."
by anonymous200020 February 8, 2023
The most amAzing girl you will ever meet. She is the most beautiful girl EVER!!! She deserves the best and nothing less. She is absolutely adorable. Always brings the best out in everyone. She loves those people in her heart like there is no tomorrow. She smells like heaven. Won't accept a compliment even though she knows that it is true. Has the most beautiful eyes that anyone can forever get lost in if stared at long enough. She is mysteriously confusing. Never lies. Someone that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Someone that tops everyone else, and always crosses your mind. She is one who takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. She is the ultimate girl!
Boy: Jeannine Christine Karras is the most amazing person ever!
Girl: Even more amazing than Joshua?!?
Boy: Joshua is nothing in comparison. Not even close!
Girl: Ooh...
Girl: Even more amazing than Joshua?!?
Boy: Joshua is nothing in comparison. Not even close!
Girl: Ooh...
by Bingglejoe December 8, 2009
A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
Christine Ling Jia Yi is a strong and capable person that can achieve anything she sets her mind to. Her never-ending will to see the brighter side of every situation and constant pursuit for greatness is contagious and is loved by people around her. She is destined for greatness and is someone people look up to and admire. She possesses the attributes of a typical mom, her caring nature helps soothe the pain of others while being fierce in fighting for what’s right. She is beautiful even if she thinks otherwise and any guy would be lucky to have her. She gives great advice and is someone you can turn to for support. She will leave you wondering how you were able to find such an amazing person just like her. She is an amazing human being and an even greater friend. Cherish the fun and amazing memories you created, she's a friend for life and is someone who will leave a positive impact in your life. If you find a “Christine”, don't let her go; she is someone to be appreciated, cherished and loved.
Person 1: Christine Ling Jia Yi
by @theoneandlonelyqayyum December 15, 2019
One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.
Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.
by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019
A cold hearted careless and hateful monster that thinks only of and about themselves. one that will devour your soul to fill the long time void where there's once was speaksing only In lies and false promises but still believes none can see thru the thinly veiled bullshit they speak a real punching bag for karma but can't figure out how karma knows where they live similar in ways to the Karen hates herself and her life and goes out of the way to try and inflict her ignorance on you
1. Man did you hear that lady over there she's a real christine. 2.that bitch really christined her boyfriend she obviously domt care about him. 3 did you real they replaced Satan in hell? Someone called christine took over and is 100 times better then the old boss
by CarGuy1269 May 10, 2023