Richard's Law 

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

Richard's Law by brofist November 16, 2012

Richard’s Ascot 

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.

“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

Richard’s Ascot by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Richard's Retard Ranch 

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.

"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

Richard's Retard Ranch by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017

Richard's Mom 

Hottest being known to mankind. Last seen with John at a Dallas Holiday Inn.

Richard's mom is teh h0tXX0rz!

Richard's Mom by Shizzolator September 28, 2003

Richard's Penis 

Not there

you have a Richard's Penis

Richard's Penis by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016

Richard's gear 

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.

Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.

Richard's gear by Kernowpete September 19, 2017

Richard’s Ascot 

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

Richard’s Ascot by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021