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Christian Gonzalez 

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)
Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

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Christain Gonzalez 

A gay nigger even tho hes the Whites person you ever see he likes to fap a lot he got raped by a older man or younger

christian gonzales 

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece
Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026