Christian Driver

A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.

Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.

by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006

Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018