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Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians
"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Christard 

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)
"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
Christard by D March 29, 2004

christtard 

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.
"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."
christtard by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026