Chrijism 

Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.

Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

Chrijism (you know you want to)

Chrijism by Chrijislamic (And proud of it) August 25, 2010

Chrisism 

A verbal thought or question spewed forth without any thought given to it.

He ordered the "make your own pasta" and then handed the menu back to the waitress without picking a pasta or a sauce. What a Chrisism!

Chrisism by Joe P. Murphlash December 28, 2008

Chrisism 

Drunk post, inserted into any thread usually having nothing to do with the context of the post. Usually raunchy or irritating.

Josh had a couple too many last night and used chrisism to annoy half of the board.

Chrisism by SmasherAZ January 23, 2011