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Chris-tianity by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019
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Tom Christianitis
When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
Tom Christianitis by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011
War on Christianity
This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.
When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.
War on Christianity by opinion emitter October 25, 2010
Republican Christianity
The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.
Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.
Republican Christianity by jesster79 March 16, 2005
pseudo-Christianity
The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
pseudo-Christianity by user13357 November 2, 2013
half-ass christianity
are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
half-ass christianity by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007
Christianity
During his life Jesus teached, told parables, performed miracles,etc. Some people started to follow him and then crowds followed him. Then they started to call him Messiah and then other people got angry. Even though Jesus never did anything wrong people still hated him. They thought he wanted to become king. Then they planned to kill him. Over the time of Jesus's live he gathered 12 people and called him there disciples. They are like personal followers of Jesus. One day while Jesus was in the garden praying one of his disciples betrayed him. The guards captured him and then later sentenced him to death. He was crucified on across and died while his hands and feet were nailed to the cross) As Christian's we believe that Jesus died on the cross to save us from our deadly sins. There is a price to pay for our sins. And that us death. But Jesus died for us to save us from a enternal burning lake of fire, a burning hell. 3 days later he did something even more amazing he rose from the dead. So in summary Christianity is the belief of God's son Jesus coming to Earth saving us and raising from the the dead. But there is more to Christianity than you think. So much more. Like the Holy Spirit. We also believe that Jesus gave us the Holy Spirit to guide us to God. Then when we die we go to heaven and praise,worship and live with God until the end of the world. Even still there is so much more. God loves you. That is just my definition of Christianity.
Christianity by Kiity lovers June 12, 2018