Chris George 

To be a wealthy religious person who acts as if Jesus' teachings were to take from the poor, crush non-believers and disparagingly insult anyone and everyone who thinks otherwise.

Don't be so duplicitous - you're acting like a real Chris George.

Chris George by McSnack January 7, 2012

Chris George 

The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!

He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!

Chris George by anonymous February 14, 2022

Chris George’s 

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….

Chris George’s please goon in my mouth

Chris George’s by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024