Chris Fairley
Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.
Chris Fairley by Llk February 7, 2020
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Chris Farleyed
Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010
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One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.
chris farley by Oz January 1, 2005
a chris farley
When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.
Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
a chris farley by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010
Chris Farley
(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
Chris Farley by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017
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