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Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.
We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!
crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"
Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.
Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Clapping Cheeks 

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉
Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo
Jack: I just made basketball shot from ten feet
Drake: Mann, quit capping
Capping by Addictively June 14, 2016