Chotch Bar 

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.

Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.

Chotch Bar by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009

Crotch Bar 

A word Shane Dawson uses to rename the side bar on youtube.

S: I'll put it in the sidebar, oh wait it's now the crotch bar!

Crotch Bar by KTthecutest! April 20, 2010

Crotch Bar 

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.

Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

Crotch Bar by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014

choch bar 

A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.

Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.

choch bar by Felds September 16, 2008

Crotch Bar 

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

Crotch Bar by NewPants October 29, 2012

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

Crotch Bark by fussock May 2, 2009

Chotchbag 

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995

"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."

Chotchbag by HeroChotch July 13, 2005