Chop flop

Someone who can't chop wood

Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop

Chop flop by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Poke Chop Flop 

When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.

How is the pork chop, sir?

* Takes dick out and flops it around *

Poke Chop Flop

Poke Chop Flop by LunchK1ng July 19, 2013

Flop chop 

When the person walking behind you steps on the back of your flip flop and causes great pain between the toes

Hey !! You just flop chopped me . Stop stepping on the back of my flip flop

Flop chop by Rene connors April 25, 2017

flop 'n' chop 

Altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.

Old Schwinn fixie conversion with flop 'n' chop (bullhorn) handlebars.

flop 'n' chop by UltramaticOrange November 9, 2009

flop 'n' chop 

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

flop 'n' chop by Mindraker May 1, 2009

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.

"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.

Flop the chop by Melbear August 18, 2018