An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.