choofter

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.

Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.

by linanesy September 7, 2016

Choofter

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner

Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.

by Bongchimp September 22, 2016

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008

CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!

HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!

by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019

chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007

Boonder Chooter

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009

Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.

Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?

by Churd April 24, 2006