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teuchter 

Someone from the HIGHLANDS of Scotland. NOT always from the East coast as everyone likes to think. Usually come from rural areas of the highlands, where Gaelic is spoken in parts. Often mocked for our 'heeland' accents and lack of knowledge about city living. Most think we live in an area with no technology, but we too have broadband, mobile phones and TV.

Basically the Scottish equivalent of an American hick.
I'm from the North West Highlands, and I'M PROUD TO BE A TEUCHTER!
teuchter by ChristinaD January 10, 2008
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Teuchter 

Originally meaing someone from the Highlands of Scotland, the word has become bastardised over the years with the definition becoming more and more loose.

An actual teuchter: someone from the Highlands
A teuchter in Aberdeen: someone from the countryside
A teuchter in Dundee: someone from Aberdeen
A teuchter in Edinburgh: someone from the north
A teuchter in Glasgow: someone from literally anywhere other than Glasgow
"I'm from Edinburgh"

Weegie: "haaawwww yer a teuchter man!"
Teuchter by purefanny565 January 12, 2021
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teuchter 

A person of the country who goes around saying 'me likes to ferrrm..!' 'Fit like..?, 'Michty me..!',
'Foos yer beasts..?'
'Are ya a blawin ora local...'
teuchter by Ian the Bruce October 21, 2004

teuchter 

Tuechter - Person from more insignificant area's of Scotland than Glasgow, e.g. Edinburgh, or Frazer from Fraserburgh who likes to follow the tartan army and quote braveheart a lot.
Often several years culturally behind Glasgow and surrounding area in terms of popular culture, particularly music and fashion wise.
Tend to be unfriendly, with irritating accents and a bizarre, deluded belief of superiority to Glasgwegians and people from west central Sotland.
Angus MacWilliam: Ya fackin' weegie soapdodgin; bastaerds!!
Glaswegian: Wow, the lack of local NHS dentists and lack of diversity of the genepool here in teuchterville has become a cause for concern.
teuchter by Mystic McLeanzo July 16, 2007

teuchter 

Most usually a mad scottish female with a propensity for fake terminal illnesses
That teuchter chopped my hands off!
teuchter by BrianBunny October 19, 2007
The name given to anyone who lives outside Glasgow by a native Glaswegian.
Edinburgh is full of tuchters, no as bad as the sheep shaggers in Aberdeen though.
tuchter by Wee_Weegie July 22, 2009
A very silly person.
Och! Man your a tuchter!
tuchter by philrobst July 25, 2008
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