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Chone Chone

When Mike can't play tennis because he needs to get some from his lady.
Hey guys, can't play tennis tonight. Need to give the wife some chone chone.
Chone Chone by Supercoolguy99 March 23, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A chick you would bone, a chone.
chone by chritty bang May 1, 2011

Chone Figgins 

The term used for a female with male parts. Her male parts are a Chone Figgins. (Ch-own)

Also a baseball player.
I thought my roommate was a girl until I noticed the bulge in her pants, then I realized she had a Chone Figgins.
Anyone with a marbach rd haircut and still goes to Ingram mall in San Antonio,TX. Dumb, uneducated, usually violent and unemployed, Vatoz whose incredible joy of neck tattoos is outpaced only by tacos. Female variants of the San Anto chone congregate together, drinking and doing drugs, not taking care of their kids. Chatting up delusions of becoming a nurse only in reality they will knocked up by an illegal immigrant.
I don’t hate Mexicans. I love Mexicans. But there’s a difference between a Latin San Antonio local and a chone. Just drive up General McMullen or Wcommerce. Chones as far as the eye can see.
Chone by ExitWoundsOnUrMom September 15, 2021
v. To flake. To back out of a commitment or agreement.
Charlie was going to join us for dinner, but he totally choned on us by cancelling at the last minute.
chone by Sloan45 July 24, 2008
Literally anything in the world. Used mainly as a cool nickname between teenagers or a random word used to confuse their parents.
Dude that dude Michael is a chone!

Yeah chone it up brai!
Chone by Ice cream pie March 30, 2009
A word to be used randomely. Teenagers may use "chone" to refer to friends or adults who are often confused by their choning.
That Matt Hourican Dude just choned up Sam Allon.
chone by Beckinator May 21, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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