chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Chomskied

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.

"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.

by terbo June 4, 2015

chotskies

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.

Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.

by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006

Chonskied

The state of one being completely sloshed with a few buddies around a bonfire. While in this state, regrettable Snapchats may or may not be sent.

"Dude, what happened last night?!"
"I just got completely Chonskied."

by SeekerOfDefinitions October 20, 2016

Chomskian

Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the work or ideas of Noam Chomsky

see also Chomskyan

That's a kinda Chomskian position

by evelyn waughfare November 26, 2003

chomskeet

the political theories and rhetoric of Noam Chomsky. Chomsky spews it out, and it is lapped up by his adoring fans. Contrarily, his detractors find his rhetorical and theoretical production disgustingly atrocious, abhorrent, and detrimental to the public good. Hence chomskeet, a combination of the name Chomsky and skeet.

If you want to be informed about global politics, don't lap up the chomskeet. It's even worse coming out of your mouth.

Man, that guy's guzzling the chomskeet.

by lebanon.profile May 22, 2006

chompskie

An pinch of chewing tabaco or skoal

I am thinking about packing a little chompskie

by Yan k June 20, 2007