Chomsked

Someone who is in a bad situation. Synonim of "cooked"

That guy over is chomsked

by NoamChomskyLover911 May 31, 2025

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

chomskeet

the political theories and rhetoric of Noam Chomsky. Chomsky spews it out, and it is lapped up by his adoring fans. Contrarily, his detractors find his rhetorical and theoretical production disgustingly atrocious, abhorrent, and detrimental to the public good. Hence chomskeet, a combination of the name Chomsky and skeet.

If you want to be informed about global politics, don't lap up the chomskeet. It's even worse coming out of your mouth.

Man, that guy's guzzling the chomskeet.

by lebanon.profile May 22, 2006

Chomskied

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.

"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.

by terbo June 4, 2015