chomskeet

the political theories and rhetoric of Noam Chomsky. Chomsky spews it out, and it is lapped up by his adoring fans. Contrarily, his detractors find his rhetorical and theoretical production disgustingly atrocious, abhorrent, and detrimental to the public good. Hence chomskeet, a combination of the name Chomsky and skeet.

If you want to be informed about global politics, don't lap up the chomskeet. It's even worse coming out of your mouth.

Man, that guy's guzzling the chomskeet.

by lebanon.profile May 22, 2006

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

choisketball

when two or more people keep asking eachother questions in order to avoid answering one

two guys playing choisketball:
"hey dillon do you want pizza"
"i don't know do you?"
"i don't know. will you eat any if i get some"
"maybe. how much are you going to get?"
etc.

by bananamammajamma April 11, 2010

chelskeet

known to given life saving erections; subsitute for viagra; something every man wish he had in his life.

Woman: Why isn't it getting hard?
Man: I need some chelskeet.

by rae _ darling December 14, 2008

Chomskyite

1. Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the visionary work or ideas of Noam Chomsky
2. A subscriber to Noam Chomsky's meticulously researched and very uncontroversial assertions
3. A person who isn't deluded
4. Extremely disciplined
5. A person who possesses a remarkably high IQ.
6. Someone who upsets hicks and fools without even trying.
see also chomskyan, chomskian, noam chomsky

'Noam Chomsky - now there's a dude who knows where its at'

by evelyn waughfare November 28, 2003

chomskyite

The most intelligent people on the planet. Statistics show that most followers have an iq of 160 and over. Loved by the open minded and loathed by the crypto fascist corporate demagogues in the Bush cartel.

Ah, another double PhD. Must be a Chomskyite.

by situationist August 31, 2003

Chomskyite

A socialist who believes almost religiously in the doctrines of Noam Chomsky. Usually edgy socialist teens or undergraduates who want to sound really smart in political discussions. A subspecies of people who use terms from Marxist theory in general conversations because they know that people will ask what they mean. Only one person can verse Chomskyite theories without sounding pretentious and that person is Noam Chomsky.

Person: "Man, this costs way to much"
Chomskyite: "Yeah, that's the Corporatocracy for you. Y'know they also distort the political landscape?"
Person: "What are you, a Chomskyite?"
Chomskyite: "Yes, but I prefer Libertarian Socialist."

by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020