Chomfy

Chomf-ee. An excess of comfort, coziness and physical ease.

He was chomfy in the hand knit blanket on the velvet couch.

Chomfy by narwhalfan94 March 6, 2023

comfy eye spot 

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

comfy eye spot by Rah6 March 1, 2023

Comfy as G 

The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.

Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.

Comfy as G by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010

The Comfy Chair 

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair!

The Comfy Chair by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

comfy chair committee 

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

comfy chair committee by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

Comfyness 

How comfy something is. Can be based on a points rating system, or just by the feel or touch of something.

"People go crazy for these Victoria's Secret sweats because of the comfyness!"

Comfyness by TJG December 5, 2007

Comfy Pants 

The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...

" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."

Comfy Pants by Brook B. January 12, 2009