Cholada

Spanish slang for "Gangsta" as in "eye catching", cool, etc,it (has other ways of being used depending the situation). not "Gangster"

Good example:Cholada

Jose: Aye foo, look over there
Marcos: damn, those rims look good on that chevelle homie
Jose: hells yeah, que cholada!!

Bad example:
Jose:look at them fools over there aye,
Marcos:where?, oh i see those "choladas"
Jose:....wtf?..your one of them! -pulls gun out- *shoots*
Marcos: X.X

by JesseJaye November 21, 2011

Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Rufie-Colada

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.

The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.

by jpassman June 12, 2007

spicy colada

A spicy colada is when a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth before giving a man a blowjob and then recieves anal from him afterward.

Cowboy Jack served up his woman a spicy colada.

by David and Forrest February 16, 2009

pinga colada

1. To bust a nut in someone's mouth and they drink it like a soft drink.
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen

Thomas simmerson know his favortie drink is pinga colada.

by douglass dj davis August 24, 2006