Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.

Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.

Choking the cat by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

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Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

Choking the cat by King of jacks June 28, 2020

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Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

Cooking the cat by Fearypai June 28, 2015

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