Definitions by DrmoTroniczZ

Chide 

A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.

Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.

Chide by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

Chade

An ingrown penis. Not inside out but it curves extremely sharply around back into the body.

Yeah well at least I CAN jerk off because I don't have a chade unlike you.

Chade by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

Chodeman 

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.

Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.

Chodeman by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015