Chade

An ingrown penis. Not inside out but it curves extremely sharply around back into the body.
Yeah well at least I CAN jerk off because I don't have a chade unlike you.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015
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Chodeman

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.
Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015
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Chide

A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.
Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015
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