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chocolate foot 

1. A person's less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly

2. A gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about anal sex and homosexual experiences
1. Beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark

2. I was going to make a post on Chocolatefoot about the crack in my Demo frame but the latent homosexual behaviour on there is more than Elton John could cope with
chocolate foot by Jethro63 September 4, 2006
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Chocolate foot 

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.
Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."

Chocolate Foot

Put your foot up another’s anus rectum (at least the big toe)
I just got the craziest chocolate foot from this asian girl.
Chocolate Foot by bajookieland69 February 26, 2026

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
Chocolate Football by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

chocolatecooter 

the act of pouring melted chocolate on a girls vagina, waiting for it to dry, then eating her out.
Andy: Hey Jake, I heard u gave Lexy a chocolatecooter.

Jake: Nah, she said she was allergic to chocolate so i just gave her an Abe Lincoln.
chocolatecooter by yomomma2332 April 13, 2010