chocolate rocket 

when a girl shits in her hand and jacks you off.

my wife loves to shit in her hand and give me a chocolate rocket.

chocolate rocket by mavsfan3234 November 9, 2007

Chocolate rocket 

The erected phallus of any black male whose genitalia are of an acceptable size or larger.

Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.

Chocolate rocket by Lexac3000 May 26, 2009

Chocolate Rocket 

An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.

Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!

Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!

Chocolate Rocket by WHBS June 6, 2010

Chocolate Rocket 

When someone gives a male a blow job, covered with his/her ( the person who is blowing) shit from previous anal sex.

Kim don't make me give you a chocolate rocket !

Chocolate Rocket by T- Money June 23, 2003

Chocolate Rocket Sauce 

The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
OR
Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
OR
An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.

Hey April, move your head to the side a little, here comes my chocolate Rocket Sauce!

Chocolate Rocket Sauce by Mr. Crud January 4, 2009

Chocolate snot rocket 

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

Chocolate snot rocket by jc1718 December 26, 2020