An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.
Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
by WHBS June 06, 2010
When someone gives a male a blow job, covered with his/her ( the person who is blowing) shit from previous anal sex.
by T- Money June 23, 2003
by mavsfan3234 October 24, 2007
Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.
by Lexac3000 May 26, 2009
The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
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Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
OR
An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.
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Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
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An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.
by Mr. Crud January 05, 2009
by jc1718 December 27, 2020