Chocolate Icecream

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When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Comes from the fact that Ice cream looks like ass cheeks when you first open it.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

Chocolate Icecream by SmithJacks September 16, 2020

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Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

Chocolate Icecream by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

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chocolate mint icecream

A disgusting green cold type of ice cream that tastes exactly like toothpaste with chocolate mixed in with it.

son-"Mom can we get some chocolate mint icecream?"
mother- "No timmy, fuck off with that gross ass bullshit!"

chocolate mint icecream by ThePussyMuncher2000 October 11, 2017

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chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone

Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.

chocolate ice cream cone by TheDiscoDonger October 17, 2013

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Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.

Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*

Mint Chocolate Ice Cream by Michellomon May 3, 2009

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Chocolate Ice Cream

this would be black guy cum

I had some chocolate ice cream last night. ;)

Chocolate Ice Cream by sue823 May 26, 2010

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Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream

When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time

Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick

Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream by BigCJimmy December 6, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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