Chocolate Hamburger 

Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)

"Dude imma give her a chocolate hamburger"

Chocolate Hamburger by 4QU4M4N December 12, 2008

Hamburg Hot Chocolate 

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.

Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?

Hamburg Hot Chocolate by The cat from... October 1, 2010