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chocolate foot 

1. A person's less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly

2. A gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about anal sex and homosexual experiences
1. Beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark

2. I was going to make a post on Chocolatefoot about the crack in my Demo frame but the latent homosexual behaviour on there is more than Elton John could cope with
chocolate foot by Jethro63 September 4, 2006
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Chocolate foot 

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.
Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."

Chocolate Foot

Put your foot up another’s anus rectum (at least the big toe)
I just got the craziest chocolate foot from this asian girl.
Chocolate Foot by bajookieland69 February 26, 2026

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
Chocolate Football by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

chocolatecooter 

the act of pouring melted chocolate on a girls vagina, waiting for it to dry, then eating her out.
Andy: Hey Jake, I heard u gave Lexy a chocolatecooter.

Jake: Nah, she said she was allergic to chocolate so i just gave her an Abe Lincoln.
chocolatecooter by yomomma2332 April 13, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026