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Chocolate Creampies 

When your girl shits on your dick and then you fuck her in the pussy and cum inside of her, then she scoops it out and eats it.
Omg, he was such a romantic! The way he gave me those sexy chocolate creampies
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Chocolate Creampie 

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.
The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.
Chocolate Creampie by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

Chocolate Creampie 

When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter
One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.

Chocolate creampie 

4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.
Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.

Chocolate Creampie 

Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.
After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".

Hot chocolate creampie 

When a black woman squeezes out cum from her anus.
Did you see Black Gangbangers 5? There is a hot chocolate creampie that gets me hard just thinking about it

Chocolate Creampie 

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.
My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.
Chocolate Creampie by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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