Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011

churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.

Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here

by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms

the flavor of donkeys

donkeys taste like chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms!!!

by P09U3R December 6, 2003

Chocolate in the peanut butter

In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.

Usage outside of the bedroom:

Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.

"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"

by logicmoo January 16, 2018