Chipspotting

The act of monitoring AMD and Intel's release schedules and road-maps, memorizing minute details about computer processors, and searching for release dates.

The anoraks at TheInquirer were chipspotting when they found the E5200 info on some crazy Taiwanese forum.

Chipspotting by DixieWrecked August 10, 2008

chavspotting 

Choose no life.
Choose no job.
Choose a career in benefit fraud.
Choose a scally, dirty family,
Choose a fucking big rear spoiler.
Choose bricks, petroleum,
windows, and paki off-licences.
Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb.
Choose a 1990s Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease.
Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts.
Choose a 18-30s package holiday to Benidorm.
Choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff.
Choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of shit of a car, which makes u luk like a sad fuckin cunt.
Choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy bastard on a Sunday morning.
Choose pissin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a retard quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth that yer mate skanked from the Burger King bins.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked-up brats
You have spawned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.

Choose Trisha. Choose no life.

Choose a Chav.

chavspotting by chavvabasha January 24, 2005

Chickspotting 

Passed down from generation to generation, chickspotting is the ancient art of spotting the most beautiful young females to walk down the street, or through the village.
Chickspotting has been adapted into several cultures from Indians observing the most attractive females from neighboring tribes, to the English utilizing moving vehicles such as trains or automobiles to improve upon the experience.
The ability to spot chicks varies greatly from person to person, and many believe that the sharp vision of the Indians gave them an unique advantage, only to be surpassed by the English with the invention of the spectacles in 1784.
Using the spectacles, later to be known simply as "glasses", the English gained the ability to spot chicks from afar, and many believe this was the turning point of the century.
Today only few know the history of chickspotting, and to most people it has become second nature.

As Billy ran to the orphanage, he managed to spot a couple of chicks before he was stopped by Mr. Bumble.

To his knowledge, Billy had been chickspotting as far back as he could remember.

Chickspotting by Mr. Robert Paddleton March 29, 2010

Chipskonting 

The HQ of the Chipskonters, a one-woman organization seated in Brussels, deals with several bodily pleasure services called ‘chipskonting’.

Chipskonting involves crushing potato chips with the rear, massage, oil lubrication, anal stimulation, (forced) watching of adult and war movies, (forced) masturbatory activities, and high-cuisine gastronomy served in bed accompanied by the female host. Unremitting rumours claim activities called ‘Dutch oven’ (q.v.) are also performed, but this has not been proven yet. Other claims argue there was ‘a German connection’ with the RBIU (q.v.). Chipskonting is not something that can be acquired; performances only take place on initiative of the HQ.

(This information is not entirely up-to-date; please add if you know more)

Chipskonting by Agent Orange2 February 5, 2010

Shipspotting

Observing ships passing by, sitting by a river or a seashore, analogue to trainspotting. A type of a hobby or a time-waster, popular among teens in the cities, located on or near the rivers.

This couple come here day after day, hugging and shipspotting.

Shipspotting by ccc0der March 8, 2019