Chipleader

You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).

Edwina-Hail hail!! can I become a chipleader?

Chipleader-no

by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

chip leader

The player in a poker game who has more chips than any other player.

Chip leader raised $200.

by Alex Cartier July 31, 2008

Chairleader

Someone who pushes chairs around the office to look busy.

Natasha stop being a chairleader and do some work!

by JubJubs May 15, 2014

Chipleaders

Guys who think they're hot shit, but they are just blowhards. Twats

Are Jonny and Gill coming tonight? Why ask those twats; they think they're chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 18, 2021

chipeater10

A word for someone that eats chips but is very fuckable

"he's a chipeater10, i want to put my dick up his ass"

by eevod January 21, 2025