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Ching dong 

A sexually transmitted disease in which a mans penis is sucked into his body when he becomes erect. This disease is transmitted by having sexual anal sex with someone of Asian descent.
"Hey, man, you're walking weird. Do you have a kidney stone?"
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."
Ching dong by Godzillionare March 14, 2017

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang 

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.
Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

ding dong ching chong 

what Chinese people say
chinese person :ding dong ching chong. hotel clerk : Im sorry i dont understand chinese people language

DING DONG CHING CHONG 

whusinghao
random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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