Chinese Wank
A wank where one speaks in tongues by using a special technics created in rural areas of west yorkshire by its locals inhabitants.
Chinese Wank by Seany Dangerous January 2, 2009
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Chinese Arse Wank
Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
Chinese Arse Wank by Nine Milz March 31, 2018
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Chinese Wanker
1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.
1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker
2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!
Chinese Wanker by SirSammyG July 12, 2016
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