Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

Chinese Chapstick by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

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Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC) by JayX30 February 28, 2010

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Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

Chinese Chopstick by Emil69master August 18, 2016

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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

Chinese Chopsticks by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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