Chince king 

From the latin root "Chincea regis" meaning Lord of the chince. This is usually something that a rare percentage of individuals are born with. Some signs of this rare disease are eg. red hair, a lack of money, constant complaining, always trying to get an extra couple cents no matter what.

Dan Smith is such a chince king. I actually saw him stealing pennies out of a wishing well so he could use the vending machine. He even asks hobos for spare change. That fire piece of shit

Chince king by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006