Chime Dog

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A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

Chime Dog by BigBartski January 8, 2016

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Texas Chile Dog

The act of shiting upon a womens tits, and proceding to titty fuck her.

"I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."

Texas Chile Dog by Drabe August 11, 2007

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Chime Dog • chile dog • crime dog • Texas Chile Dog • chime • chime chigga • chime hounded • chime in • chime in the slime • Chime Minister

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

crime dog by McGruff January 9, 2004

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chile dog

where a guy shits on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. the dick then comes out looking like a chile dog.

damn thats quite the chile dog

chile dog by Joe stephentopincolofagus October 8, 2008

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chile dog

When you shit in between a girls boobs (its got to be the sick wet, green diarrhea kind of shit) and then you tit fuck her. So you have the buns (her tits) the chile (the shit) and the hot dog (your dick).

My girlfriend got totally hammered and wanted me to give her a chile dog

chile dog by pastoolio April 19, 2008

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Chile Dog

When you are having anal sex with a girl and she shits all over your dick

Now you better lick up all the chile on my dog

Chile Dog by Joe Bon April 21, 2004

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Chile dog

Having sex with a chick on her period and then she sucks your bloody dick.

She was on the rag, but I still gave her a chile dog.

Chile dog by kintama2 June 14, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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