Chime Dog 

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

Chime Dog by BigBartski January 8, 2016

Texas Chile Dog 

The act of shiting upon a womens tits, and proceding to titty fuck her.

"I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."

Texas Chile Dog by Drabe August 11, 2007

crime dog 

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

crime dog by McGruff January 9, 2004

chile dog 

where a guy shits on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. the dick then comes out looking like a chile dog.

damn thats quite the chile dog

chile dog by Joe stephentopincolofagus October 8, 2008

chile dog 

When you shit in between a girls boobs (its got to be the sick wet, green diarrhea kind of shit) and then you tit fuck her. So you have the buns (her tits) the chile (the shit) and the hot dog (your dick).

My girlfriend got totally hammered and wanted me to give her a chile dog

chile dog by pastoolio April 19, 2008

Chile Dog 

When you are having anal sex with a girl and she shits all over your dick

Now you better lick up all the chile on my dog

Chile Dog by Joe Bon April 21, 2004

Chile dog 

Having sex with a chick on her period and then she sucks your bloody dick.

She was on the rag, but I still gave her a chile dog.

Chile dog by kintama2 June 14, 2007