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Chimaero 

A Chimaero is a man who loves to eat a lot of junkfood. he is so fat. He can hardly walk and likes to play games. he doesn't have any social skills.
OMG did you see that fat man. he is drinking frying fat. he is such a Chimaero.
Chimaero by Stino von Chesta June 14, 2021

chimperor 

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.
The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".
chimperor by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

chode eating chimaera 

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.
"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."
chode eating chimaera by Zacharoth September 20, 2006
Chimaro, Billy Mays! Tyra Banks is way cooler than you!

You stole my lunch, chimaro baka!
chimaro by Uchiha Drew February 9, 2009
a greek monster that contains a lion head, a goat body, and a serpent tail. any questions?
Guy: Ugg i got to do a report on greek mythology
Me: i got this, a Chimaera is a monster in Greek and stuff, its got like a lion head, or sometimes it has two with one as a goats head and the other a lion head.
Guy: k, thats good to know can you stretch that to fit a page?or give me, like, 4 other creatures?
Me: I got a "D" on that quiz dude, your out of luck,
Guy: Damn it
Chimaera by MooImAFreakinCow August 15, 2012
A two-headed dragon. To some religions it's considered an omen depending on da colour ;)
Look. A Chimaera. XD
Chimaera by Tavarile September 20, 2003