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chill your chili beans 

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"
chill your chili beans by Ezomz January 12, 2009

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans 

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

Beans in the Chili 

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.
"And then I put my beans in the chili"

sweet chilli beans 

When your fucked after parklife and you just managed to sort an Uber, “that’s sweet chilli beans”

Chill the chilli beans 

Chill the Chilli Beans: An expression used to calm down something that is angry, whether a person or an animal. Chill the Chilli Beans is kind of oxymoronic as, CHILL is a way of cooling down something, CHILLI is hot and BEANS is used because of the phrase 'full of beans' meaning crazy. CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS is a funky way of saying 'calm those crazy hot beans'.
Person 1 : (is shouting about a football team losing) : AAAHHH

Person 2 : CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS Person 1 !!!!!!!

Chili Bean bomb 

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb
"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"
Chili Bean bomb by Greirat November 1, 2023
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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